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It’s really not cool, nor is it democratic in the slightest.
In Helldivers canon, the armor is part of a successful marketing campaign promoting a frozen yogurt brand.
“This man is your friend!
He fights for your freedom, librrrrrty, and frosty treats!”
Yogurt salesman killers, you’re why we can’t have nice things.
