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Lashings of the stuff.
But you’re not.I’mnot.

I’m just about 400 hours lost in the Lands Between across multiple saves.
And this one’s my absolute favorite.
Don’t you just think the Scarlet Rot is fascinating?

I trail off as she shoots me a thousand-yard stare that’d leave even Malenia quaking in her greaves.
I think it might now be part of my personality.
And now I’m seeing red in an entirely new way.

And I can’t believe what I’ve been missing.
Not only is its two-handed animation properly bad-ass, it also hits enemies for 12-shots with every powerful swing.
Seppuku is likewise my go-to skill, which I now know is essential for bleed builds.

Again, so much so that I cannot stop talking about it.
To anyone who’ll listen.
My mum when I’m round with the kids.

My dad when we’re at football.
That’s what she thinks, at least.
Elden Ring’s Shadow of the Erdtree DLC is due on June 20, 2024.

Bloody hell, pardon the pun, I’m losing the plot.
But I wouldn’t have it any other way.
But I wouldn’t.

















