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Folks, we may have found the least persuasive Dragonborn in the history of Skyrim.

I had three theories when this post first came up.

Skyrim menu showing -99975 Speech

One, maybe this is the result of a mod gone wrong?

There is good news, though.

“I can’t persuade anyone.

Skyrim

I think I would fail the Whiterun guard letting me into the city,” they tell me.

Bethesda boss Todd Howard’s famous phrase comes to mind: “It just works.”

Pretty soon they might be eloquent enough to sell sheep to a hungry dragon.

Sneaking behind a guard at night in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2

“I’ve tried everything.

I hate to say it, but it might not be feasible.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 screenshot of Henry wearing a fancy coat, hat, and spectacles

The Elder Scrolls� Oblivion�s most annoying fan holds a torch

Oblivion Remastered at night

The Sims 4 screenshot of a recreation of Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

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Oblivion Remastered "Sir Vancealot"

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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

Todd Howard

Baldur�s Gate 3 Drunken Master Monk in the House of Hope screenshot

A screenshot from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, showing a man named Verso covered in dirt and blood, looking into the camera.

Robert Downey Jr. as Doctor Doom

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock in Speed

Deadpool

Gabriel Luna as Tommy in The Last of Us

Articulate box, cards, board, and tokens on a wooden table

The cast of Thunderbolts standing in an elevator during the trailer for the upcoming Marvel Phase 5 movie.

Jonah Hauer-King as Conrad in Doctor Who: ‘Lucky Day’.