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The point is, I’m hearin' some deeply troublin' reports from the front lines.
Helldivers headin' off their own, leavin' their fellow soldiers in enemy terrain.

Friendly fire at a rate above the acceptable 70% threshold!
So with that in mind, yours truly has put together this brief on good conduct on the battlefield.
*Given to those heroes who nobly gave up other people’s lives in the line of duty.

Point is, you’re fightin' for thecollectiveglory, not just your own!
Everybody in the intensive care unit loves a charmer.
Rule 5: The only word worse than “diplomacy” is “meta.

Sweet liberty, we gave you those other guns for a reason!
You know whatmymeta is?
Gumption, bravery,patriotism!

Oh, and the Break-Action Shotgun.
You got a problem with that,tell it to the end of the barrel!
If you drop your Samples, you damn well go back for them, every time.

We can’tallbe Eighteen-Star Generals, after all.
When leadership is silent, power is historically a game of dibs.
Tag those sneaky Bile Titans when your friends haven’t seen them.

Point out where you’re throwin' an airstrikebefore you do it, not after.
If there’s ammo on the ground or you need a stim, let the world know!
Not that I see a joke, mind you.

**He lost his eye.
Because his leg got blown off and hit him in the face.
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